JOHN IRVING
I want to be John Irving...
And tell it like it is...
I want to be John Irving...
And and be a writer's Wiz...
I want to be John Irving...
..And be so esoteric...
I want to be John Irving...
Galileo's heretic?
I want to be John Irving...
And teach you about some words...
I want to be John Irving...
...and wrestle with the turds....
I will become John Irving...
And pass along my thoughts...
I will become John Irving...
and passify your haunts....
So if you read John Irving...
Consider yourself just right...
He'll bluntly tell you what he thinks..
For the man can fight and fought...
If you're ever in New Hampshire...
and want a bite to eat...
Remember Hotel New Hampshire...
The Shinning haven jaunt....
I want to be John Irving...
Forever wrestle words...
It's always muse John Irving...
Who's blunter than your thoughts....
